Posted by
Nick in Nevada on Tuesday, October 14, 2008 12:00:00 AM
Lucifer: "So, Mr. Obama why are you here?"
Obama: "Because sir, I admire those who create a warm haven for future criminals, liars, corrupt politicians, America-haters, socialists, communists, bombers and other radicals!"
Lucifer: "Do you know people that fit these profiles and might be future residents here?"
Obama: "Oh, absolutely! My good friends Jim Johnson, Franklin Raines, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Barney Frank, Charlie Rangel, Chris Dodd, George Soros, Bill Ayres, Tony Rezko, Jeremiah Wright..., wait, just give me a minute here, I've got a.....uh.......really long list."
Lucifer: "I don't have time to hear all the names. So again, I ask you....why are you here?"
Obama: "It's obvious sir, I'm asking for your vote."
Lucifer: "Sorry.....I have higher standards"